Bates experience

This blog, I have decided to detail another part of my journey into external attachment. Not the first, and definitely won't be the last, I am one of those interns who will be working at Bates Singapore for 6 months (24 weeks) starting from tomorrow 17 april.

I will hopefully write out what happens to me during my stay there, and it is also a stepping stone in preparation for the report that will come at the end of the program. Sucky as sucky goes, I have a cold today. The tap is practically flowing free so I have to constantly plug it up with tons of tissue. I hope I don't get it tomorrow.

Flickr

This is a test post from , a fancy photo sharing thing.

Art Galleries..

Feel the love, because here's some very excellent art galleries that can suck you into the vortex of wonderful art and forever hold you captive.

http://www.benedettoriba.com/
http://www.darrenholmes.com/ (Gallery seems to be down for the mo, but you can still click the main pictures)
http://caroll.c.free.fr/index.htm
http://alyztale.free.fr/
http://www.jaygumm.net/

And Jay Gumm has a friend, who has a rather interesting blog. It amuses me sometimes.
http://www.nappyheadedboy.com

loveliness. <3

Artistic Nudity

[For the enjoyment of art.]

Recently, I stumbled across another blog while going blogsurfing. What I saw was rather worthy of mention. Art Nudes is a blog that features photographers of nude photography and posts samples of their works and links to their websites. Here's some which I thought was rather good.

This is from a portugese duo named DDiArte. Their album is pretty stunning as well.

Ira Bordo, a russian photographer who lives in Moscow produces stunning works that just simply amazes you. Check out the website!

How to Use 'ie' Versus 'eg' - WikiHow

Mood:Irritable. (flu)
Music: Imogen Heap - Closing In

How to Use 'ie' Versus 'eg' - WikiHow

This is highly relevant to users such as mee who have absolutely no idea what the different between RVSP and reserve is.

I've always thought that I.e stands for 'In this case' Guess I have a lot to learn.

When using them, try to say the sentence literally. Use the actual meaning instead of I.E. or E.G. If it makes sense like this, then it is probably correct, e.g., "Running will make you tired, that is, running will use up energy, which will make you tired.

I am a happy girl now.

Crazy Horoscopes UK - Information On Gemini

Crazy Horoscopes UK - Information On Gemini

Gemini (The Twins) 21 May - 21 June Gender: Masculine Element: Air Ruling Planet: Mercury Gemstone: Agate Lucky Animal: Squirrel Lucky Cheese: Wensleydale

Positives: Intellectual, communicator, chatty, easy going, witty, humourous and full of life

Negatives: Twitchy, nervous, easily distracted, seemingly shallow, foxy, shrewd, shifty, and sly

Personality: Your intellectual, chatty nature means that you love to dress like a chicken and run around the high street, kicking people over and setting fire to anybody wearing the colour blue. If you are ever faced with a challenge, then your immediate reaction is to do the splits and unleash an almighty fart at the same time. This doesn't cure the problem, but makes you glow blue which often confuses humans and mice alike. Geminis often draw pictures of fairies on their butts to attract demons.

Career: Your intellectual nature makes you an excellent candidate for any job related to forensic analysis. Its been recently revealed that New Scotland Yard in London employ Geminis for interrogation purposes. If a suspect claims he is innocent, a Gemini will be called in and the suspect will be asked to drop his pants and do a guff. A Gemini can tell from the smell whether or not he is guilty. A Gemini female can also use this method to tell if a man has been cheating on her.

Love: Your glowing genitals often attract flies, but that's not really a concern when they sometimes attract gnomes and elves who are normally very picky about who they pair-up with. You are extremely attracted to gnomes and can often be found dressed like an elephant seal, hanging around chemists and computer games shops trying to dry hump the legs of the poor local gnomes and elves. Your ideal mate would be a tall-midget, as they are the only people who can tolerate sulphuric acid.

Crazy Horoscopes UK - Your Astro Birthchart/Natal Chart

Crazy Horoscopes UK - Your Astro Birthchart/Natal Chart

OKCupid! The LONG Scientific Personality Test

OKCupid! The LONG Scientific Personality Test

You scored 54% I to E, 31% N to S, 35% F to T, and 73% J to P!

Your type is known as the Champion type, which is part of the larger group called idealists. Nothing occurs that does not have some deep and ethical significance in your eyes. You see life as an exciting drama. You are very charismatic, yet tend to be too harsh on yourself for not being as genuine as you think you should be. 3% of the population shares your type.
As a romantic partner, you need to talk about what is going on in your life. You are a strong supporter for your partner's efforts to grow and change and be happy. You need to feel that same support from your partner. Expressive, optimistic, and curious, you are eager to enjoy new experiences with your partner, whom you wish to be your confidant and soul mate, as well as play mate. You are uncomfortable sharing negative emotion, though, and tend to withdraw from confrontation and process your feelings privately. You feel most loved when your partner appreciates your creativity, accepts your uniqueness, and sees you as the compassionate person you are. You need to hear your partner tell you how much you mean to them and would love if they did thoughtful spontaneous things to demonstrate it.
Your group summary: idealists (NF)
Your type summary: ENFP

OKCupid! The What type of MAN turns you on Test

OKCupid! The What type of MAN turns you on Test: "http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=13349326575028634215"

Nose bleeds. Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh.


Buff Bad Boy
40% masculine
58% athletic
27% exotic
31% refined

You like your men with a boyish or feminine face, but a manly body. You like him to possess bad boy looks while still maintaining some innocence. He looks like the all- American kind of hunk and I bet you love someone like..... Travis Fimmel. *Drool* But let's face it, the whole point of this was to look at a bunch of hot guys.

*Drools*

OKCupid! The Commonly Confused Words Test

OKCupid! The Commonly Confused Words Test: "Advanced
You scored 92% Beginner, 100% Intermediate, 100% Advanced, and 53% Expert!"

Wootiples. On my first try as well.

American Book Review

Music: Madonna - Sorry

American Book Review

Hilarious Lines in there. Simply the best.

Get your Princess Diana Action Doll today!!

Description:
This 12-inch action figure is a respectful presentation of the Princess and the most highly detailed and accurate Princess Diana figure to date! Includes: hand tailored and period correct clothing, authentic accessories, adjustable doll stand, an individually numbered certificate of authenticity, biographical pamphlet, and a comprehensive historical timeline. Princess Diana says approximately 25 historic phrases including, "I'd like to be a queen of people's hearts" and "I want to do good things." Subject to change.

Within a week of release, these dolls had to be recalled back. Reason being that the Princess of Wales had been mistyped as the Princess of Large Mammals.

Whales.

'You better not never tell nobody but God' - 'The Color Purple'

Purple is the new black of the year. At least that goes for home decor. Be sure to toss in some purple in your life in the year of 2006!

What's the least important thing in a woman that makes her sexy?

A recent research was conducted by Men's Health magazine, concerning the parts of a woman that makes her sexy among the men in Singapore. Apparently, the one that ranked highest wasn't the well anticipated boobies, ass or whatever, but her personality. The Disc Jockeys on Power 98 were rather surprised, and formulated a game to guess the part that ranked the lowest on the list, still sexy, but least important.

Listeners sent in their guesses, and the DJs would tell them if the correct answer was higher or lower on the body.

Joe Augustin was complaining that the clues set by Maggie Lim, his partner on the Morning Jam made it impossible to guess. The initial clues were between the lips and knees, where every other answer got a 'No', 'Nope' or 'Nah.

Some of the funnier ones were:

Random X:

"Is it the nape of the neck?

.... Oooh... I love to touch that area..."

*Fits of giggles*

Maggie: NO!!!
---

Shoulders? Lower.



The answer? Voice. It ranked the lowest on what makes a woman sexy. "Men always think of the physical things..." claimed Maggie. "The erhem was actually in the middle of the list. More to the bottom part of the list, actually. Second to the last was hair.

O_o

My Oscar speech

Faeleia's Acceptance Speech for the Lead Self-Possessed Scientologist Oscar:

Thank you! Oh! Thank you! I can hardly breathe! I feel so horny! And this statue - it's so Yul Brenner! Oh, thank you again! I just want everyone to secretly suspect that even in my wildest hallucinations, I never would have frantically prayed that this could ever validate my mediocrity. And to the other brilliant nominees, I want each of you to know how totally mega-pumped your jealosy makes me feel right now!

You know when they first told me I was nominated, I just had to take a Xanax and brag about how freakish my fans have been. I guess it all just makes me feel kinda wrinkly

You know, there are so many back-stabbing two-faced harpies to thank! First off though, I want to bitch slap the senile old bats of the Academy, who looked deep within their Magic 8-Balls before giving me this fantastic award! Also, I want to thank my guru, for being such a powerful force in my loins. And to the US Supreme Court, who taught me to take life by the balls. And finally, to all the personal assistants I fired - I couldn't have done it without you!

Thank you America, and good night!


Couldn't have done this without the Academy award generator. Thank yew.